In the first joke, an officer offers a drunk driver one final challenge: use “green,” “pink,” and “yellow” in a sentence. The man replies, “My phone went green, and I pinked it up and said yellow. Have a nice day, officer!” Another driver takes a different approach, producing a medical excuse for every requested test. He cites asthma to refuse a breathalyzer, hemophilia to avoid a blood sample, and diabetes to reject a urine sample. But when asked to walk a white line, his excuses collapse: “Because I’m too drunk.”
The third joke trades roadside excuses for restaurant bravado. A hulking troublemaker claims he could beat both the responding officer and the world heavyweight champion. Instead of fighting, the officer challenges him to escape from handcuffs. Eager to demonstrate his strength, the man agrees, then struggles for several fruitless minutes. When he finally admits defeat, the officer delivers the payoff: “In that case, you’re under arrest.”