Prep time: 5 minutes
Chill time: optional but recommended
Serves: 1 big bowl (or 2 small jars)
Ingredients
- 170 g (¾ cup) plain Greek yogurt (0–2% for best texture)
- ½ cup low-fat cottage cheese (optional but boosts protein + creaminess)
- 1 ripe banana
- 1 scoop (25–30 g) vanilla protein powder
- ½ tsp vanilla extract
- 1–2 tbsp maple syrup / honey / zero-cal sweetener (to taste)
- 2–3 tbsp milk (any kind, just to thin slightly)
Optional “banana pudding” add-ins
- Crushed vanilla wafers or graham crackers
- Extra banana slices
- Light whipped topping or coconut whip
- Dash of cinnamon or pinch of salt (secret weapon)
Instructions
- Blend it creamy
- Add Greek yogurt, cottage cheese, banana, protein powder, vanilla, sweetener, and milk to a blender.
- Blend until ultra smooth and pudding-thick.
- Taste + adjust
- More sweetness? Add it.
- Too thick? Splash of milk.
- Too thin? Chill it (it thickens fast).
- Assemble (optional but elite)
- Layer cream with crushed vanilla wafers and banana slices in a jar.
- Repeat layers for full banana-pudding energy ✨
- Chill
- Refrigerate 20–30 minutes for peak pudding texture
(or eat immediately—still amazing)
- Refrigerate 20–30 minutes for peak pudding texture
Macros (approx.)
- Protein: 30–40 g
- Calories: ~280–330 kcal
- Texture: thick, creamy, spoon-worthy
Why this slaps
- Feels like dessert 🍮
- Eats like pudding
- Fuels like a protein shake 💪
Variations
- Extra thick: add 1–2 tsp instant pudding mix (sugar-free)
- Vegan: plant yogurt + plant protein
- Meal prep: make 3–4 jars for the week
- Banana cream pie vibes: add white chocolate protein + graham crust
